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March is over, but the madness moves on

Baseball’s opening day and the NCAA Men’s National Championship are today, and the Masters golf tournament starts on Thursday. I’m sure many men in this country will have sports overload this week (albeit probably a welcome overload).

My crystal ball says:

  • The Chicago Cubs will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention by Saturday evening.
  • Tiger Woods will not make the cut at Augusta, but will answer at least 138 questions about regarding how many therapy sessions it took before he considered himself a recovered sex addict.
  • Manny Ramirez will go on record before next Monday saying that he hates Los Angeles and can’t imagine being there past Mother’s Day.
  • And finally, drum roll please…Butler 64, Duke 63.  There will not be a Jimmy Chitwood sighting, but could Gordan Hayward do this tonight?